BEST Dubsmash of Yaya Dub - (AlDub, Alden and Yaya Dub)

They call that kind of body in Tagalog as "pangkama". It has lascivicious connotations but it's actually the supreme complement to a woman. A voluptuous body is hard to come by in a landscape dominated by the fragile frames of the Asian woman. We have far more of them in the Philippines than in rest of the neighborhood, and it's nice to know that the latest toast of Pinoy showbiz, a comedian she may be,but she is really oozing in the right places.

Daniel Padilla - I Got You (I Feel Good) Official Music Video

I've been busy the past few days. I encountered some interesting prospects during my vacation which proved fruitful upon my return. They proved more interesting than blogging for a while but hey, I'm not about to keep my pen in storage. The Villains will be jumping with joy. Imagine, they will be free to continue with their illusions, and how yucky that could be. I would feel  guilty watching the simple-minded wallow  in muck. As it is, we're already neck-deep in all kinds of muck.

Anyway, here's Daniel, a certified Cute Pinoy.

MOVIE TRAILER": " Heneral Luna "

Marion Aunor - I Love You Always Forever (Official Lyric Video)

KILIGMANGA Series, ACTION HERO, Part 5:Kapag Pati Bayarang Propagandista Nasusuka na sa Pambobola, STARRING KathNiel and LizQuen

Cutedindawsila City, Republic of Villainlandia, headquarters ng Ta Kyut Corporation ...

MR. TA KYUT: Grabe, bakit di maulol ang mundo na magaganda ang mga Villains?  Deka-dekada na ang propaganda natin, lalo lang pinagtatawanan ang pagta-trying hard ng mga Villains. Sa totoo lang, nasusuka ako pag nakikita ko tayong pa-cute daw pero di ba yan ang trabaho nyo, utuin ang mundo na nakukyutan lang sila pag gusto na nilang masuka? Mga propagandistang pulpol!!! Para saan ang mga ibinabayad sa inyo?

KAMPON 1: Bigyan mo pa kami ng chance, Big Boss. Lalo pa naming patitindihin ang propaganda. Ika nga, kahiyaan na ito... kaya try and try na lang until we die!!!

PROPAGANTIST 1: Ano raw ang bagong order? ... Palalabasin nating bilib na bilib ang mga Cute Pinoy sa extraordinary na kagandahan ng mga trying hard na Villains? Kadiri naman yata nyan!

PROPAGANDIST 2: Sshh, baka marinig ka. Ako rin nasusuka na.. pero dito tayo kumikita...

PROPAGANDIST 1: Yuck, masusuka na yata ako... di ko na kaya..
PROPAGANDIST 2: EEEKKK... Ako rin.... Pwe.... Yuck!!!

"Alam mo, ang cute-cute mo talaga... naaawa nga ko sa mga naiinggit sa kapogihan mo eh..."

"Alam ko, cute ako dahil lagi mong sinasabi... pero marunong akong maawa sa mga nagta-trying hard na cute din sila kahit nakakatawa na... "


VOICEOVER (bading pa rin ):   Aba, mababait din pala ang mga cute Pinoy, wala ka nang masabi, cute inside and out... Pero huwag kalimutan... TUSONG KALABAN ANG INGGIT....

Abangan

KILIGMANGA series, ACTION HERO, Part 4: Ang Gamot Sa Inggit Ay Sabotage, STARRING KathNiel & Lizquen

VILLAIN: Di na namin pwedeng lokohin sarili namin... nakakatakyut talaga kami... wa epek propaganda namin... cute kasi masyado ang mga Pinoy stars!

VILLAIN: Cute talaga sila... mababaliw na kami sa inggit... GALIT NA ANG MGA VILLAINS, GALIT NA GALIT!!! Kailangan... SABOTAGE!!!

"Ang cute-cute mo talaga!"

"Cute Pinoy ako eh! Natural yan, syempre pa! Di na kailangang mag-trying hard!"

"Ikaw rin, cute talaga!"

"Cute Pinoy ako eh. Walang plastic surgery yan, di ako trying hard eh!"

VILLAIN: GRRR! Pinagtatawanan na kami ng mundo, nabisto tuloy na wala nang magagawa ang Plastic Surgery sa amin... Magbabayad ang mga cute Pinoy... Magbabayad sila!! SABOTAGE!!!

VOICEOVER (bading pa rin):     

Hay naku, mga Tita Villains, magsuklob na lang kayo ng supot, mabuti pa... itago na lang ang dapat itago baka makapagkunwari pa kayong maganda kayo! 

BWAHAHAHA! 

Abangan...

'One More Chance' Sequel Teaser

The original was supposed to be a local classic in 2007. I wasn't keen yet on Philippine showbiz then. It might as well been a film made by aliens from Galaxy X. Eight years hence, there is a sequel. Having been smitten by Miss Bea Alonzo in the trailer of The Love Affair, I'm actually intrigued.

Hmm, let's see...

Christian Bautista & Jessica Sanchez - Two Forevers (LIVE & Lyric Video)

The comeback of former American Idol finalist Jessica Sanchez produced a nice duet with the leading balladeer of Southeast Asia, Christan Bautista. Goose bumps at many points, the fringe benefits of doing a showbiz blog.

Nice To Be Back

If you noticed, our kiligmanga is now presented solely in Tagalog. The captions are thicker now as the plot progresses and we decided the graphics could become too unsightly with the bulky multi-lingual texts in large, bold fonts. The Russian version will instead be presented in my VK page, and we'll create another site for the Spanish version.

Still On Vacation

I've extended my vacation but just to pacify our avid readers, we have resumed the publication of one of the two kiligmanga series. Action Hero, since yesterday. At first glance, the plot seemed to have been based on the shenanigans of the real villains which we have documented in this blog, but you will be surprised the story will reveal a different matrix where the initial intrigue will just turn out to be a manute part of the storyline. KathNiel & Lizquen will be the action heroes in the middle of a grand international intrigue. Shades of Robert Ludlum, Boris Akunin, Dan Brown and Steve Berry in komiks or manga style.

Sheree - Touch me [Official Music Video)

"All Of Me" Official Music Video by JM De Guzman

Alden Richards - Wish I May - Lyric Video

This song is the number 1 song in the local Itunes charts, besting the usual leaders like Justin Bieber & Taylor Swift. Best proof of the phenomenal popularity of the Aldub love team.

The Bad Guys Are Panicking That Plastic Surgery Can't Help Them Anymore: EEEKKK!!! MAY CUTE PINOY NA NAMAN... DI MAUBOS-UBOS !!!

Well, my VK page is hot, but if you're wondering why I haven't updated it yet, the villains have launched another desperate attack. Well, it's okay now but I decided to rest this morning for their sake: they are obviously on the edge, they might really get insane any minute now. I give them a few hours to meditate. We're the good guys anyway, we don't push even helpless  bad guys over the cliff. Tutal, pogi naman talaga tayo eh. Sabotage sila nang sabotage, di naman tayo nauubusan ng pogi, nabaliw na lang sila!

Below is a portion of the COMMENTS of one of the posts where readers touched on exactly what was tormenting the minds of the bad guys: the "terror" of the endless supply of too many cute Pinoy stars, even without Plastic Surgery.. 

ALDUB & The Hot "Mestizo-Native" Love Teams of the Philippines

Supposed to be a new kilig team sweeping the nation sending the ratings of the noontime variety show Eat Bulaga into the stratosphere . Ok, let's join the kibitzing...

The Mestizo-Native loveteam is becoming a successful trademark of Philippine showbiz, especially internationally. It was the secret weapon of its international prominence since late last year with the  success of James Reid & Nadine Lustre in Diary Ng Panget, then consolidated by Enrique Gil & Liza Soberano in Forevermore. This kind of pairing plays into the psychology of the young girl demographic in mixed-race societies where the native girls grow up developing crushes on the mestizo boys (if not the Caucasian themselves). This has been true with the South American natives with Diary Ng Panget, so true in Central Asia where the Russian boys are ubiquitous dreamboats. But this team-up has a prerequisite: it's  imperative that the girl should be beautiful so that lack of credibility will not trip it along the way. The beauty of Aldub is that Maine can also be pretty and sexy (if she tries to be, anyway). If handled right, this team might go places.

NYUSHA / НЮША - Где ты, там я (Gidye Ty, Tam Ya) / WHERE YOU ARE, I AM THERE (Official clip) HD

While my music is basically Western pop and rock, my favorite pop artist is not Rihanna, Beyonce or the overrated Lady Gaga. It's this one, she's Russian & she sings well and she really is oozing with sex appeal. Not much need for ridiculous media propaganda or the more ridiculous Plastic Surgery  to turn on the sex appeal. I can see Janella Salvador being pushed to join the ranks of the celebrated world pop divas like Nyusha, Beyonce and Rihanna if she's only given the right material.

I'm featuring Russian superstar Nyusha because I can see the future Janella in her. Really natural good looks, really good natural voice and really natural overpowering sex appeal.

This is the newest hit of Nyusha, it was just released on June, 2015.

TORONTO FILM FESTIVAL 2015: Philippine Representatives, Erik Matti's "Honor Thy Father" and Lawrence Fajardo's "Imbisibol"

Honor Thy Father, Erik Mati 


Imbisibol, Lawrence Fajardo

Locarno Filmfest Grand Winner Lav Diaz' "Mula Sa Kung Ano Ang Noon"

Mula Sa Kung Ano Ang Noon, Lav Diaz 


This happened a year ago but it's one of those great news which our media are unaware of. Speaks of how insular we are in a much globalized world where the Filipinos have ironically become the most globalized nationality in the world. A Filipino is present in all countries of the world.

  The Awarding Ceremonies in Locarno in the Italian-speaking part of Switzerland.

KILIGMANGA series, TASTE OF LOVE, Part 2 : так вкусно (Tsalap-tsalap...!)

в конце концов...... вкус лиобви
Pagdating sa dulo... lasa ng pagmamahal

                                   

а ... я забыл свою диету
"Naku.... nakalimutan ko diyeta ko!"

я до сих пор стройная?
"Payat pa ba ako?"

Lizquen всегда есть, мы должны съесть
"Laging kumakain ang Lizquen, dapat kumain din tayo"

Tsalap... tsalap...

Нет больше голода
Wala nang taggutom

VOICEOVER (deep baritone):           они никогда не проголодались снова?
                                                                 DI NA KAYA SILA MAGUGUTOM?

                                                    продолжение следует
                                                          ITUTULOY

KILIGMANGA series, ACTION HERO, Part 3: счастливы на всегда?, with Kathniel & Lizquen

Ни за что!
"No way!"

Что ты думаешь обо мне? Я просто хочу отдохнуть. Я устал прошлой ночью.
"Ano'ng akala niyo sa kin? Gusto ko lang magpahinga, napagod ako kagabi..."

                                          вчера вечером:
         "я хочу больше, я еще не устала...."

                  Kagabi:

                "Gusto ko pa, di pa ko pagod eh..."

Cегодня...  хорошо отдохнувшим
Ngayon... Nakapagpahinga na

мы встретимся снова скоро ...... хи хи хи
"Magkikita uli kami mamaya... Hi Hi Hi!"

подождите, есть еще много людей,
"Hintay, marami pang tao"

Я не могу ждать
"Di na ko makapaghintay!"

ты еще не устала?
"Di ka pa pagod? "       

ты устала?
"Pagod ka na?"

рай
Paraiso

На следующий день
Sa sumunod na araw
обновилась
refreshed
полный воспоминаний
puno ng alaala

хорошие воспоминания
Magagandang alaala

VOICEOVER (bading):          счастливы на всегда?
                                   Magiging masaya ba sila                                                                            FOREVERMORE?


                                                             продолжение следует
                                                                     ITUTULOY