Sunday, May 8, 2016

THE PHONY "MAPUTI VS. MORENA" Issue & Other NONSENSE


UPDATE: This song didn't become a hit but I think my discussion on the artificial issue of Maputi vs. Morena non-sense was a classic, it dealt frontally with the contrived conflicts which are non-issues in real lives outside artificial media-driven politics. The arguments presented here could be applied to other artificial divisive political issues like Western vs. Korean looks (this one takes the prize for being the most laughable because it is clearly non-sense, comedy skit from the get-go). 


This song has a nice beat but the lyrics are kinda ignorant. Actually in the Philippines, attraction doesn't depend on skin color, it depends on the looks of the individual. There are many fair-skinned individuals here with bad features who are wallflowers in every party they attend. Narrow-minded lyrics such as these play right into the hands of the pretentious bunch who try to imitate (as usual) the American socio-political trends and force-fit them into the Philippine context without knowing that those foreign advocacies just gave a false sense of inclusion to minorities who were trapped into the labels forced upon them because allegedly their rights were being fought for (read why Blacks are more mired into poverty as ever and why the turmoil in Ferguson, Baltimore and other areas are flaring up). True, we read minorities in the media are improving, but is there a big change outside the glare of the media spotlights (btw, the media are owned by the sponsors of these political activities so we can't blame why keen observers see this as just a zarzuela). In Tagalog, we call that "kampo-kampo", dividing the 'morenas" and the "maputi" into camps, then make the "camps" fight each other as if there is even something to fight for. In outdated politics in the West, these irrelevant fights (in conjunction with other concocted  fights like Rich vs. Poor, Gay vs. Hetero, Secular vs. Religious, etc) are seen as being fostered to heaten up the socio-political scene so the low-classes fight each other while those upper in the hierarchy are shielded from view.

This also plays into hands of the baliws (insane) who delude themselves that just because they belong to the fair camp, they are above the morena no matter how beautiful the latter is. We often hear a certain sector spouting "Basta maputi, maganda" and they actually fool themselves that people won't notice their bad features and have the gall to equate themselves with the more celebrated Spanish mestizas (who are loved for their beautiful features, not necessarily for the skin color because Latins are relatively darker than Germanic types). Of course, people can always see they have bad features, we have the whole internet for comparison as to what is beautiful. That's why when they tried this laughable campaign in Southeast Asia to pit the Western type vs. the Korean type, most of the stars even of purist countries like Indonesia and Thailand became Western hybrids because it was simply a hare-brained comedy skit right from the start.

In the Philippines, as regards to beauty, there is never Morena vs. Maputi. That's dumb. Either you are ugly or you are not.

Roxee B - Morena (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Derrick Monasterio / Give Me One More Chance (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

The Beautiful Anchorwomen of CNN Philippines

Claire Celdran, Claudine Trillo, Mitzi Borromeo,
Pinky Webb
I have to say I didn't like CNN International. With the proliferation of alternative media, it has lost much of its credibility. Worse, its staff is not really something to be glued about:  it runs the gamut- from  spooky (the military correspondent Barbara Starr who looked & modulated so much as if auditioning for the role of a female Dracula) to downright  irritating (its reporters modulate so much in the same low bass it really made me wonder if somebody actually believed that bolstered their credibility).

Then I accidentally came upon CNN Philippines while surfing for news updates one morning. I discovered it at a time when being "losyang"  has already infected half of the local news stations (really, do they actually believe being "losyang" will add credibility to the news? Having gluta overload & fake blonde hair won't cure  one's losyang looks BTW, they just lower everyone's standards ).

At CNN Philippines, there was beauty overload. A news anchorwoman should look like them. How about beauty making news more newsworthy? 

FULL TRAILER: "Dubmash the Movie"


Here comes the much-awaited full trailer of the movie of Pinoy actor Teejay Marquez & her Indonesian co-star Jessica Mila.

DIVERSIFIED PINAY BEAUTY: "Dolce Amore" Sisters


The Philippines, of course, is a melting pot of races, and while the original races have distinct external phenotypes, the final product has more or less molded a new improved specimen more typical of this land. One can distinguish a Latin from an Anglo-Saxon, but their Pinoy hybrids look practically the  same-  the celebrated Pinay Tisay.

Liza Soberano has Latin (Italian) in her genes but she looks as Pinay as Sue Ramirez (who's got Irish in hers).

TOPLESS IZA CALZADO?

Relax, we still don't have the much-awaited picture, but the sexy actress has already indicated that her next film under the direction of Jerrold Tarog (who directed "General Luna") will be a sexy thriller. So the topless images are definitely coming.

I know what you're thinking. After being inundated with sex scandals from the boy's side, things are finally moving in the girl's camp? Oh I know, topless is peanuts... but this is THE Iza Calzado, and if a respected actress like Iza is feeling bold, what more are the ubiquitous sexy starlets?

The bonus is that  Iza Calzado is definitely one of the truly beautiful Pinay actresses-  beautiful everything, eyes, nose, lips, facial shape, body, everything- not the fake types we  get sometimes where we were supposed to be enthralled mostly by the illusion of beauty generated by loads of swirling voluminous rebounded hair & be distracted as a result from the eyes which were actually "duling". Lol.

Pre-Solemn Solenn Heussaff

She's definitely one of the sexiest local actresses but I didn't include Solenn Heusaff in my wish list for sex scandals because she is scheduled for a  church wedding with her Argentinean husband  Nico Bolzico shortly. But that really won't prevent us from thinking dirty thoughts just yet. Dirty things like local politics included? Make that only sexy dirty thoughts about ... who else?

We will return after the elections. 

Sunday, May 1, 2016

ANDREA BRILLANTES: The Next Superstar?


I'm getting senile, it always escaped my mind lately that I was the President of the Andrea Brillantes Everlasting Everloyal Forevermore Fans Club. The Musically video of Andrea became viral without me noticing it.

Anyway, it's not really a big surprise that the videos would become hits. After all, Andrea is the first Pinay actress  to become the favorite of many even without seeing any of her films. Incredible, you say? Just trust me, she has her ways but I won't be more specific than that.

Now watch...

Pinoy Teleserye Marches On Throughout The World


Pinoy teleserye is really going places, No need for words, just watch a few clips I selected. I have to repeat the word few. Needless to say, there are more...



Pangako Sa Yo in Spanish (La Promesa)
Forevermore (in English), after taking Central Asia by storm, now making waves in Africa
Marian Rivera's "CARMELA" in Vietnam, Africa, Cambodia & Malaysia

PINOY TELESERYE ON PERUVIAN TV: "Puentes de Amor" on Panamericana TV de Peru

So Pinoy teleserye has finally invaded the birthplace of telenovela, Latin America. It is now being shown on the Peruvian Panamericana Tv. The history-making feat is courtesy of the teleserye Bridges of Love, now given the title Puentes De Amor (direct Spanish translation of the original title).

MOVIE TRAILER: "This Time"


I received a curious email from a Jadine fan acquaintance. She was ruing the fact that the last time a Jadine film was shown,  Para Sa Hopeless Romantic, its showing was delayed for so long only to run smack against the international hit Pitch Perfect( like  I wrote in a previous article). Now their new film will suddenly run smack against the film of local established stars John Lloyd Cruz & Jennilyn Mercado. Rare was the time that local films would fight it out in the box-office. She asked if I "could take the cudgels" like last time?

Obviously, I was not privy to the private calculations done to arrive at the decisions why events have become so. But it's clear the circumstances are not the same as before. James Reid & Nadine Lustre have grown in their careers in the intervening months- they had a teleserye & series of concerts in many parts of the world- that they might not need hand-holding after all. This is their fifth film together, and I don't think it's wise to dust up conspiracy against them this time. Like any business, competition is part of the game. Anyway, their team works in various dimensions- not only films but concerts, records, ad campaigns, etc.

I'm already thinking on another level. The top 3 young love teams in the country have really caught the attention of many, not only in the country but throughout the world. They have been busy and people obviously enjoyed their shows. But how to rev up the game? It's actually curious how things will shape up going forward. Will there be a rigodon of the stars to add spice to the game? I'm curious about the possible new combinations. Very curious. Like I wrote before, the loveteam thing is the cutest part of Pinoy showbiz.

The Natural Asian Look? What Asian? Asia is the biggest continent!

NATURAL KOREAN LOOK: UN Sec-Gen Ban Ki-Moon;
 former South Korean Presidents Lee Myung-bak & Rob Tae-Wo &
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. 

Korea is ethnically 
homogenous, they have a common Mongoloid look,
unlike the Philippines which is a melting pot 
of Eastern & Western races
I'm still on vacation. I just wanted to post this so you won't miss us so much.

Trends change. For a time, people thought the synthetics were the best. But the trend shifted to organics as people learned eventually the superior benefits. For a time, people thought Plastic Surgery would be enough to magically present oneself as beautiful. But people eventually  realized it isn't really wise to be deluded that Plastic Surgery even had the last word. What if you married what you thought was a pretty girl but only to find out that your child would look like her original face? Imagine how fast you would shriek and run away from the nursery upon seeing the baby's face.

For the past decade, the Philippines & the rest of Southeast Asia were awashed with heavy propaganda that sought to reengineer our beauty standards in a "certain" Asian, unpopular up to now, way. Never mind the heavy industrial-scale plastic surgical intervention. The Philippine showbiz & mass media was ground zero.  It was really unfortunate that the so-called  South Korean wave, the battering ram of the propaganda attack, has been fading all over, even in the Mongoloid space. Back to Square One, the propaganda was a joke. Expectedly, the investors will stage a last-ditch stand so expect a heavier propaganda drive heretofore. If you were watchful, it has already started.

Of course, we expect it to end the same way. I can confirm because I and my friends grew up subjected to its mostly hilarious machinations. Beauty is not forced, it is felt. More importantly, you were supposed not to laugh in front of great beauty.

Natural is always good. Asians will be truly beautiful if they just be honest & face what they see in the mirror. Accept themselves, never mind if they became the standard or not because it's clear they never will. So no shrieks of terror  will rip through the night in the right moments that count.

This post is the introduction to a series of articles about this topic.

YANG BANYAK DITUNGGU-TUNGGU: "Dubmash Movie" TEASER


The much-awaited film starring Pinoy actor Teejay Marquez & his Indonesian co-star Jessica Mila.

PHILIPPINE ENTRY TO CANNES 2016: Brillante Mendoza's MA'ROSA


Typical Pinay Beauty: Centuries of Diversity


I unwittingly stirred a minor Hornet's nest in my preceding post. I myself was surprised by the direction of the discussion in the comments.That's what you get when shallow interests tinker with ghosts which were better off left  hibernating beneath the ground. It could have been avoided with a little more common sense.

For one, it's wiser not to use the terms "typical Pinay beauty" because of the stable melting pot we have in the country. We don't have to parrot the pretentious discourse on Diversity elsewhere just to be trendy because we have been diversified long ago in our history. It became plain stupidity when the phrase "typical Pinay beauty" was used with an entirely erroneous meaning- worst,  describing something as "typical" just to advance subliminally a false narrative. The ulterior motive was obvious, only a moron won't have noticed the "racist"campaigns for a better part of the last decade which were mostly  just ignored because they were so ridiculous.

Well, let's just celebrate Pinay beauty. With that, I will have a few days vacation.
KYLIE VERSOZA, JENNIFER HAMMOND, JOANNA EDEN,
 NICOLE CORDOVES, NICOLE MANALO

BEAUTIFUL PINAY MONITOR: Kylie Versoza is not from Myanmar


A friend loves to monitor the various international  beauty pageant blogs (he's a linguist like me so he scours all the continents, from Latin America to Asia to Europe). The Philippine beauty pageant circuit has become a landmark in the world and it appears most of them even watched online the just recently concluded Bb. Pilipinas pageant. It turned out they were unanimous in their  low opinion of the winner, Maxine Medina. Mostly they were happy because our representative to this year's Miss Universe is "ugly". Frankly, I almost thought so myself (I found her ordinary but not exactly ugly) but it was strangely heartening that so many shared my "not impressed" reaction.

What mystifies me now is the description used in some local media to describe the winner as "typical Pinay beauty". If she was typical Pinay beauty, then what do you make of a "typical Myanmar beauty"? Because as one German opined "She might look like a Miss Myanmar but she might still win again because the MU might be held in the Philippines this year".

So even a German knows how a "typical Pinay beauty" looks like. Of course, nobody thinks much these days about salaried media underlings trying to inject subliminal messages on how Pinoys should suddenly look like in a "certain" Asian way. The usual promotional campaign for slit-eyes which has been hectic for years now (while in the Asian mainland, they are busy repairing theirs that their celebrities now look like "typical Pinay beauties"). Useless anyway.

Of course, mostly the international beauty blogs sighed with relief that Kylie Versoza didn't win the Bb. Pilipinas Universe crown. They mostly considered her as the threat. 

How about becoming the next hot actress instead?


Re: Sex Scandal, Part 3: SO, WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?!#@!

The frustration is palpable from their comments: I know I have lots of hot-blooded real heterosexual male readers, just look at the list of our all-time most popular posts at the sidebar. But while the local headlines are full of stories of masturbation videos of male actors, there was a glaring lack of similar videos from the other gender. Were they suddenly shy?

I myself don't believe that Pinays only love amusing themselves in the kitchen. We always have had high birth rates that's why Pinoys are already 100 million strong.

Why were the girls so fun of making video of the boys but not vice versa? Somebody else not actually of the girl variety making the videos? Be that as it may, that's no reason to hide the girls.

The stuffs fantasies are made of. What if...?

Arci's First Primetime Teleserye


In a way, the news that Arci Muñoz is now starring in her first primetime teleserye really made me proud. For one, I personally benefited from the sex appeal of our new sex symbol. I can take all the vacation I want but I can rest assure I will still get clicks because our all-time most popular post on Ms. Muñoz still gets steady hits everyday. In a way, she has become the trophy Princess Sexy of this blog. And mind you, her fans are not only found in the Philippines, half of them come from all over the world. Needless to say, this blog first felt the confirmation that a new star was born.

That gives me a dilemma. I know, my biggest readers are red-blooded heterosexual males but I also have loads who crave for our young stars. In fact, the latter were our first supporters. That's the challenge, how to balance between our two seemingly opposite crowds: satisfying one shouldn't aggravate the other. I guess I'm doing fine, I take a lot of vacation but everybody are still with us.

Arci Muñoz will have Jericho Rosales & John Estrada as her co-stars in the forthcoming teleserye Never Ever Say Goodbye.

MUSIC VIDEO MOVIE TRAILER: "Just The 3 of Us" / GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER by BILLY CRAWFORD